Can't Think Straight is a dynamic and daring queer variety show where creativity knows no bounds. Featuring a different lineup of LGBTQIA+ performers each night, the show invites performers to test bold new material on a like-minded audience, ranging from stand-up comedy to spoken word, experimental theatre, music, and everything in between.

Whether it's a laugh-out-loud monologue, a heartfelt ballad, or a thought-provoking performance, each act celebrates the vibrant spectrum of queer identities in Aotearoa and the joy that fuels our community. Join us for an evening of laughter, authenticity, and unapologetic creativity—because in Can't Think Straight, we embrace the mess, the magic, and the wonderful chaos of queer expression!

Content warning: Potential for strong language and discussion of topics ranging from mental health to sexuality to gender.

Want to see even more from Basement Theatre? Click here to see their full schedule of upcoming shows!

Please arrive at least 15 minutes before show start time. Latecomers admitted into the theatre at Basement's discretion. No refunds will be given.

Please note unfortunately the Basement Studio space is not wheelchair accessible.

COVID-19 measures at Basement Theatre:

- The Government mandates may be gone, but our frenemy COVID (and a bunch of other nasty flus) are still hanging around. Head HERE for the information on what to do if you're feeling unwell and have a ticket.

Can't Think Straight: A Queer Variety Show

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